A life gourmand, with a hearty appetite for life, love, mischief and merriment.

Keeping the spirit of Loki alive since 1972...Chaotic good bartender, flirt, ginger-phile, hedonist, Cubs fan, and overall rad dude living & playing near Daytona Beach, Florida.

This is NOT facebook. You might be offended. You've been warned

Stuff I'm Good At:
making people smile
going downtown

I am a fan of texting. I will text with anyone, about anything, any time of the day. Wanna be text buddies?

The First Things People Notice About Me:
They probably notice that I am smiling, laughing, and generally having a good time. They might also take note that I have a nice ass and am sometimes wearing a kilt.

I spend a lot of time thinking about: redheads, texting, napping, freckles, tumblr, curvy girls, karaoke, booze, twitter, mischief, tomfoolery, skinny dipping, Jennifers, kilts, naked conga lines, snowballs, defying convention, muffin tops, making new friends, and fun!

Activites: In my spare time, I have been known to make award winning drinks.

If I Appear Distracted, It Is Because I am Admiring That Cute Chubby Chick Walking By...

Email me: lifegourmand@gmail.com




Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

That’s probably the best real-life brand name you can put in an Addams Family movie.

(Source: classichorrorblog)


If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face




the rise and fall

Tale as old as time

"Also, the artist was punched in the face."